“I remember, I did a movie with Matthew McConaughey called Failure To Launch….and I was at an Applebee’s in Atlanta, Georgia, and this woman came up and she said, ‘Oh My God Oh my God! Can I have your autograph?’. I was like, I was really excited! I thought, ‘Oh yes! Absolutely!’ So I signed it, and she said, ‘Oh no, no, just put Matthew McConaughey.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m not Matthew McConaughey.’ ‘Uh. Oh I know you’re not Matthew McConaughey, but you work with him. That’s enough, thank you very much.’ And you know what? I signed it. But I misspelled the sh*t out of his last name.” — Bradley Cooper